Once again, I got sidetracked with my efforts in posting a completely different blog today. There are times that we come across people and know, sometimes instantly, that we dislike them. Sometimes we know why, other times, it’s nothing but a gut feeling telling us to steer clear. Michael Moore is one of those people. Outspoken, loud and even brash is fine with me. Insultive? Not so fine with me. I don’t care that he has made across-the-board statements on people based solely on their political affiliations. I don’t care that he seldom allows an opponent he’s debating with to get a word in edgewise. It’s frustrating and leaves me wishing I had five minutes alone in a locked room with him - not to knock his head off his shoulders, although I’d be lying if I said that thought had never crossed my mind, but to give him a good “what for” about manners, respect for others’ opinions and what’s acceptable in a proper society that we as Americans keep insisting we are. You know: the basic laws of etiquette.
His latest entry into the “Jackass of the Year” award, though, takes the cake. He’s managed to combine politics, religion, stupidity and pure disrespect and then rocket it to a new level.
As millions of people are evacuating New Orleans in anticipation of yet another major hurricane that rivals Camille and Katrina, he’s shoving his foot down his throat by insisting this numbing tragedy (and trust me….this will be a tragedy on an entirely new plane. Give it twelve more hours.) is proof that God exists. And his reasoning? Well, that’s simple in his mind. The fact that Gustav’s landing will coincide with the Republic National Convention is nothing short of a gift from God. I’m wondering what proactive measures he’s taking to see to those who will be directly affected from this storm and who also happen to be fans of his. I know he can’t be too busy apologizing for such a crass statement. He’s already provided a lukewarm “explanation” that he thinks is acceptable. Which is fine. As my mom says: “A forced apology is never a sincere apology.”
The fact is, in this region of the country, we’re taking measures to protect our family and the lives we’ve built. Some will be impacted more than others. When we take our eyes off of the satellites that show a huge storm that although is “only” a cat 3 hurricane right now, is projected to make landfall 100 miles to my east as a cat 4 monster, we’re watching and holding our breath and anticipating post-landfall problems, especially with the levees that were nowhere near completion after collapsing during Hurricane Katrina three years and three days ago. We’re watching the legalities that are sure to come from insurance companies. There are those who are gathering the same things they’ve gathered storm after storm as well as those documents we’ve learned to never forget since Katrina. Every

My previous office post-Katrina
police department from west Louisiana to the Florida panhandle is anticipating looters and preparing for those problems. There were murders in New Orleans in the days following Katrina, accusations of police brutality, legal brawls in courtrooms regarding the definition of “murder” and whether or not nursing home administrators should be tried for that crime when they lost many of their residents and convicted sex offenders who’ve still not been located. Those of us who aren’t anticipating a “direct hit” are walking our properties to double check all loose objects are secured because we’re looking at about a two hundred mile wide storm and although we might not get 150+ mph winds others are sure to see, we’re still looking at 70, maybe 80 mph winds at times. And if you think it doesn’t affect you, think again. Have you fueled your vehicle in the past couple days? Notice any price hike? There are reports that the attempted suicide rate jumped 600% in the weeks following Katrina. Yes…SIX HUNDRED PERCENT. This wasn’t only in New Orleans, but in south MS as well. I can’t think of one person who wasn’t grateful for the water, the ice, the clothes, the toothpaste, the towels and a million other daily things that we just don’t notice until it doesn’t exist. So much of it was provided by volunteers from every state, but there was so much of it that was provided by the taxpayers. I would like to think every person in this country looks at it as exactly what our taxes are meant for. Think back - there was a controversy regarding the insurance companies proposed “solution” to their problems as increasing premiums to all of their customers - not only those who were affected by Katrina. Agree or disagree, there it is.
So - Michael Moore…if you don’t mind, can you leave God alone? We kind of need Him here right now. And by the way, I doubt He’d choose you to declare that He does indeed exist. Tell ya what: since Dickie Scruggs will be spending the next five hurricane seasons in prison, why don’t you fill his void? No matter what anyone thinks about this former lawyer, he brought the insurance companies to their collective knees. You just might learn a bit about humility and human nature.